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Things That Keep Me Up At Night
As we all know, Terdoh is a sick, perverted, gay dude. And I don’t mean the happy kind. See, he wanted me to write about incest. Like, brothers and sisters playing mummy and daddy and such. Can you...
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And It Came To Pass…
That Solomon was epic. And God said “dude. What do you want?” And Solomon didn’t ask for money, clothes or hoes. He asked for common sense. And Premium Common Sense™ was granted to him. And two women...
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Rated 1580
Good day, mortals. I know you’re going to disagree with me, but nothing is harder than peeing with morning wood. Not even pregnancy. Trying to get the Tower Of Babel out of a jeans zipper is by far...
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Fairy Fails
I was sitting around doing my daily Rounds of meditation, and a few thoughts crept into my subconscious and opened my mind to things that you homo sapiens have otherwise been oblivious to. You people...
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Shitty Business
I must say growing up was fun. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t entirely fun back then but now, when you sit back relaxed with a hot cup of molten choco milo and reflect on the past, you actually realise...
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Tat Ma Name
Beach. Movies. Video Games. Bedroom. Friend’s House. Clubs. Restaurants; These were the basic ingredients in my relationship with Koko. It was sweet, real and in your face bitches… I called him Sweat...
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